TO: Louie, a.k.a. "Killer"
FROM: Sharri, a.k.a. "The Lady Who Lives Here Too"
Have you ever noticed that sometimes it feels like things are shifting beneath your feet?
It's because I'm MAKING THE BED.
In future, could you please stay off it until I've finished? I do not enjoy removing you from said bed in order to complete this task. Nor do I enjoy doing it five times. Please take the hint.
I will appreciate your consideration of this matter.
P.S. Also, please quit tracking sand between the sheets. It itches.
FROM: Sharri, a.k.a. "The Lady Who Lives Here Too"
Have you ever noticed that sometimes it feels like things are shifting beneath your feet?
It's because I'm MAKING THE BED.
In future, could you please stay off it until I've finished? I do not enjoy removing you from said bed in order to complete this task. Nor do I enjoy doing it five times. Please take the hint.
I will appreciate your consideration of this matter.
P.S. Also, please quit tracking sand between the sheets. It itches.
Little bastard.
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